NOFX and out come the wolves dookie (AF666)

by Worlds Scariest Police Chases

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released 12 November 2013

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Track Name: Blackin' In
You're blackin out, I'm blackin in
You're blackin out, I'm blackin in
You're blackin out, I'm blackin in
You're blackin out, I'm blackin in

La di da di, we like to party
Ignorance is bliss, haha we are retarded
Take notes kid, I'm putting on a clinic
Do as I did, dig a K hole, jump in it

You're blackin out, I'm blackin in
You're blackin out, I'm blackin in
You're blackin out, I'm blackin in
You're blackin out, I'm blackin in

We get off, because we can
We're the shit, fuck the man

FUCK THE MAN
FUCK THE MAN
FUCK THE MAN
FUCK THE MAN
FUCK THE MAN
FUCK THE MAN
FUCK THE MAN
FUCK THE MAN
FUCK THE MAN
FUCK THE MAN
FUCK THE MAN
FUCK THE MAN
Track Name: I Had A Time
I don't remember aint no need to lie
Fuck you guys, I had a good time
Last night I thought I was going to die
Fuck you guys, I had a good time

Drinking tussin on the company dime
Fuck you guys, I had a good time
Robotrippin probably shouldn't drive
Fuck you guys, I had a good time

Hit a school bus killed the kids inside
Fuck you guys, I had a good time
I played dead aint no need to hide
Fuck you guys, I had a good time
Track Name: Robocop
They call him Robocop
His real name is officer bob
Drives a k9 car with a stolen dog
Drinks cough syrup from a coffee cup

Wanders the streets in a robo-tripping stupor
Drinking cough syrup makes him feel super
Hassles young kids like the dick he is
Thinkin his drink is the nectar of pixies

Ya bobby is a fucking mess
but his worst days are better than your best
Ya bobby’s got a Kevlar vest
and it keeps the robotussin off his chest

They call him Robocop
Pull you over for a rolling stop
Confiscate all your coke and pot
He’ll still cold cock you with his ice cold glock

He doesn’t look like alex j. murph
He doesn’t care about catching the perp
All he wants is a cold sizzzryup
He can’t even wait till he gets off work

Ya bob’s got a long list of problems
And hes using robotussin to solve them
With a bottle in his hand, old bob has got a plan
Maybe he should join a straight edge band, with marker on his hands
Track Name: Americunt
Why is America important
In china there are forced abortions
There goes us before the grace of god
The INS and the fucking cops

Im not a cop for the pay and the perks
I get off on abusing the perps
Young urban kids and toothless meth-heads
Collecting and framing all the death threats

Confiscated ganja rips
Standard issue tonfa sticks
Dropped like a hammer on the hammerskins
And any hoodie wearing kids

Hanging out at batting cages
Practicing being racist
All the baseballs are black painted
Instead of bats we are swinging tasers
Track Name: Gay Jesus For President
What if god was a gay dude? Just a gay dude on the bus?

5000 years ago, when the earth was covered in snow
Jesus and Moses wore fur coats, and rode around on god damned dinos
They had a lot of time to talk about how some of the other guys walked
Cause they must have had sore butts, so Jesus' dad drown them in a flood

What if god was gay?
You'd look like the ass he takes it in
What if god was gay?
You'd have huevos on your face

You could read Ecclesiastes to find your inner peace
If you don't take every word literally
This old ass literature
God's inspired word

You try and tell me that god is love, His book is written half in blood
Worship him he's on your team, And if you don't he becomes pretty mean
Falwell and Phelps they were all wrong, God and Jesus crave big fat dong
Nothing wrong with that if you ask me, I don't care if they like to drink pee

What if god was gay?
You don't find him at Chik-Fil-A
What if god was gay?
What do you think he does on Sundays? (dudes)

You think your treasures guaranteed, how ugly is your greed?
You don't want to share with folks because their queer?!
God just might be a chick
Who makes you eat a dick

Just a gay dude on the bus
Just a gay dude on the bus
Just a gay dude on the bus
Just a gay dude on the bus
Track Name: Citizens Arrest
parking in a crosswalk
CITIZENS ARREST
home made crystal meth lab
CITIZENS ARREST

i thought i saw those kids
smoking weed behind the tool shed
i think we'll have to confiscate that

we'll pull you over with no right just because we can
put you in a choke hold cause we're good Samaritans
you're a fucking scum bag show us your fucking hands
you're a fucking scum bag show us your fucking hands

satan taking bong rips
CITIZENS ARREST
jesus huffing jenkem
CITIZENS ARREST

i know i saw those dudes
touching tips behind the tool shed
i think we'll have to book em' danno
Track Name: Punk Rock Ruined My Life
Punk Rock Ruined My Life

There’s no producers here, no sponsors for our gear
Yeah, we will never sell out, that’s not what punk is about
Ian McKaye, Tom fucking Gable, I’ll live like them if I am able
They are true punk rock legends, for their art live like peasants

Our music will never be for sale
To madden, mlb or nhl
And any bands who have – SOLD OUT
Can go straight to hell

Guarantee is a 4 letter word
Asking for money is completely absurd
Play for free or you’re fucking greedy
Go to the soup kitchen if you’re that needy

We would love to drive
To your town and play for free
Bands that ask for money
Are not ok with me

We would love to drive
To your town and play for free
Bands that ask for money
Are not ok with me

NOT OK – OK WITH ME – NOT OK
Track Name: You're Only Punk Once
YA! OH YA! FUCK YA! OH NO!
You care about the bottom line
We got no money its fine
Jesus turned water into wine
What a dick!

All I needs a basement to sleep
Or a pillow, a blanket, and my dad's jeep
Got dozen hot pockets and a bag of weed
Huffin' gasoline

When moneys involved, morals are pliable
You can't be punk and commercially viable
No message survives once it becomes buyable
Want to make a difference keep it DIY-able

Paying bills is fucking lame
I won't be a slave to the U-S-A
They killed all the Indians, enslaved all the blacks
That's why I refuse to pay my INCOME TAX

I've got my values I'm sensitive too
When life hands you horses, you make fucking glue

I won't get a job
I won't get a job
My girlfriends got a job
I play Halo 4 and smoke pot

Mom you're a bitch make me food
Dad you're a dick, fuck you dude
Track Name: No Dads No Bastards
Eat a gun
You fuckin' creep
You're life's a waste
I wrecked your fucking jeep

It's your fault
That shit we wrote
The kids won't
Raise themselves you know

We didn't invent whip-its or pills
Probably dads did who hated their kids
I'm so ashamed that I look like you
Kill yourself so I don't have to
Track Name: Fuck You Dad
You always have something to say
You never notice we all turn away
There’s almost no use in calling you out
You can’t listen, no ears, all mouth

You brought me into this world
I’m fucking taking you out

Most dads would buy footballs, and teach kids to catch
You just bought beers, and made me go fetch
Sometimes I’d come home find you passed out in puke
You ate the mac and cheese mom left me to nuke

Dad youre OK thanks for fucking my mom
JK youre a jerk, Im the B-B-B-Bomb

No dad, im not gay, im straight edge - STRAIGHT EDGE
im straight edge - STRAIGHT EDGE
im straight edge - STRAIGHT EDGE
And you’re dead
Track Name: Cops N' Fathers
We caught these god damn kids
Thought they were touching tips
We got behind the shed
Found out they were baseheads

This towns gone down the shitter
I'll (protect and) serve I aint no quitter
These kids have been hitting the pipe
I took this job to be barney fife

Freebasin
They're freebasin
Freebasin
They're freebasin
We're all wasted

You know we grew up here
It gets worse year after year
What's the point in doing drugs
If you're not having fun

I can smell their sweat
It smells like regret
And I did all their moms
At every high school prom

Hey kid if I'm your pop
You better listen up
Beer and weed are cool
But crack makes you a fool

Never thought I was the type to raise a little tyke
Instincts are kicking in, I've got to raise these kids
In my community, they all look just like me

Dan's little kids look just like Ass Dan
My little kids look just like Ass Dan?
Track Name: Start (Fucking Yourself) Today
Don't forget to look both ways right before you cross the street
Don't forget to brush your teeth after every meal you eat

Make sure you take your vitamin pills
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
Don't drink like a fish unless you got gills
And stay away from Chik-fil-A

Living clean
Eat mostly leaves
No caffeine
Steam press your jeans
Eating meats no treat
It rots in your guts and kills the sperm in your nuts

File your taxes
You little bastards
Stash cash away in your 401k
And Roth IRA

Get good interest rates
And retirement plans
LETS START TODAY