NOFX And Out Come The Wolves Dookie (AF666)

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1.
Blackin' In 02:19
You're blackin out, I'm blackin in You're blackin out, I'm blackin in You're blackin out, I'm blackin in You're blackin out, I'm blackin in La di da di, we like to party Ignorance is bliss, haha we are retarded Take notes kid, I'm putting on a clinic Do as I did, dig a K hole, jump in it You're blackin out, I'm blackin in You're blackin out, I'm blackin in You're blackin out, I'm blackin in You're blackin out, I'm blackin in We get off, because we can We're the shit, fuck the man FUCK THE MAN FUCK THE MAN FUCK THE MAN FUCK THE MAN FUCK THE MAN FUCK THE MAN FUCK THE MAN FUCK THE MAN FUCK THE MAN FUCK THE MAN FUCK THE MAN FUCK THE MAN
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I Had A Time 00:49
I don't remember aint no need to lie Fuck you guys, I had a good time Last night I thought I was going to die Fuck you guys, I had a good time Drinking tussin on the company dime Fuck you guys, I had a good time Robotrippin probably shouldn't drive Fuck you guys, I had a good time Hit a school bus killed the kids inside Fuck you guys, I had a good time I played dead aint no need to hide Fuck you guys, I had a good time
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Robocop 01:55
They call him Robocop His real name is officer bob Drives a k9 car with a stolen dog Drinks cough syrup from a coffee cup Wanders the streets in a robo-tripping stupor Drinking cough syrup makes him feel super Hassles young kids like the dick he is Thinkin his drink is the nectar of pixies Ya bobby is a fucking mess but his worst days are better than your best Ya bobby’s got a Kevlar vest and it keeps the robotussin off his chest They call him Robocop Pull you over for a rolling stop Confiscate all your coke and pot He’ll still cold cock you with his ice cold glock He doesn’t look like alex j. murph He doesn’t care about catching the perp All he wants is a cold sizzzryup He can’t even wait till he gets off work Ya bob’s got a long list of problems And hes using robotussin to solve them With a bottle in his hand, old bob has got a plan Maybe he should join a straight edge band, with marker on his hands
4.
Americunt 00:49
Why is America important In china there are forced abortions There goes us before the grace of god The INS and the fucking cops Im not a cop for the pay and the perks I get off on abusing the perps Young urban kids and toothless meth-heads Collecting and framing all the death threats Confiscated ganja rips Standard issue tonfa sticks Dropped like a hammer on the hammerskins And any hoodie wearing kids Hanging out at batting cages Practicing being racist All the baseballs are black painted Instead of bats we are swinging tasers
5.
What if god was a gay dude? Just a gay dude on the bus? 5000 years ago, when the earth was covered in snow Jesus and Moses wore fur coats, and rode around on god damned dinos They had a lot of time to talk about how some of the other guys walked Cause they must have had sore butts, so Jesus' dad drown them in a flood What if god was gay? You'd look like the ass he takes it in What if god was gay? You'd have huevos on your face You could read Ecclesiastes to find your inner peace If you don't take every word literally This old ass literature God's inspired word You try and tell me that god is love, His book is written half in blood Worship him he's on your team, And if you don't he becomes pretty mean Falwell and Phelps they were all wrong, God and Jesus crave big fat dong Nothing wrong with that if you ask me, I don't care if they like to drink pee What if god was gay? You don't find him at Chik-Fil-A What if god was gay? What do you think he does on Sundays? (dudes) You think your treasures guaranteed, how ugly is your greed? You don't want to share with folks because their queer?! God just might be a chick Who makes you eat a dick Just a gay dude on the bus Just a gay dude on the bus Just a gay dude on the bus Just a gay dude on the bus
6.
parking in a crosswalk CITIZENS ARREST home made crystal meth lab CITIZENS ARREST i thought i saw those kids smoking weed behind the tool shed i think we'll have to confiscate that we'll pull you over with no right just because we can put you in a choke hold cause we're good Samaritans you're a fucking scum bag show us your fucking hands you're a fucking scum bag show us your fucking hands satan taking bong rips CITIZENS ARREST jesus huffing jenkem CITIZENS ARREST i know i saw those dudes touching tips behind the tool shed i think we'll have to book em' danno
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Punk Rock Ruined My Life There’s no producers here, no sponsors for our gear Yeah, we will never sell out, that’s not what punk is about Ian McKaye, Tom fucking Gable, I’ll live like them if I am able They are true punk rock legends, for their art live like peasants Our music will never be for sale To madden, mlb or nhl And any bands who have – SOLD OUT Can go straight to hell Guarantee is a 4 letter word Asking for money is completely absurd Play for free or you’re fucking greedy Go to the soup kitchen if you’re that needy We would love to drive To your town and play for free Bands that ask for money Are not ok with me We would love to drive To your town and play for free Bands that ask for money Are not ok with me NOT OK – OK WITH ME – NOT OK
8.
YA! OH YA! FUCK YA! OH NO! You care about the bottom line We got no money its fine Jesus turned water into wine What a dick! All I needs a basement to sleep Or a pillow, a blanket, and my dad's jeep Got dozen hot pockets and a bag of weed Huffin' gasoline When moneys involved, morals are pliable You can't be punk and commercially viable No message survives once it becomes buyable Want to make a difference keep it DIY-able Paying bills is fucking lame I won't be a slave to the U-S-A They killed all the Indians, enslaved all the blacks That's why I refuse to pay my INCOME TAX I've got my values I'm sensitive too When life hands you horses, you make fucking glue I won't get a job I won't get a job My girlfriends got a job I play Halo 4 and smoke pot Mom you're a bitch make me food Dad you're a dick, fuck you dude
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Eat a gun You fuckin' creep You're life's a waste I wrecked your fucking jeep It's your fault That shit we wrote The kids won't Raise themselves you know We didn't invent whip-its or pills Probably dads did who hated their kids I'm so ashamed that I look like you Kill yourself so I don't have to
10.
Fuck You Dad 01:21
You always have something to say You never notice we all turn away There’s almost no use in calling you out You can’t listen, no ears, all mouth You brought me into this world I’m fucking taking you out Most dads would buy footballs, and teach kids to catch You just bought beers, and made me go fetch Sometimes I’d come home find you passed out in puke You ate the mac and cheese mom left me to nuke Dad youre OK thanks for fucking my mom JK youre a jerk, Im the B-B-B-Bomb No dad, im not gay, im straight edge - STRAIGHT EDGE im straight edge - STRAIGHT EDGE im straight edge - STRAIGHT EDGE And you’re dead
11.
We caught these god damn kids Thought they were touching tips We got behind the shed Found out they were baseheads This towns gone down the shitter I'll (protect and) serve I aint no quitter These kids have been hitting the pipe I took this job to be barney fife Freebasin They're freebasin Freebasin They're freebasin We're all wasted You know we grew up here It gets worse year after year What's the point in doing drugs If you're not having fun I can smell their sweat It smells like regret And I did all their moms At every high school prom Hey kid if I'm your pop You better listen up Beer and weed are cool But crack makes you a fool Never thought I was the type to raise a little tyke Instincts are kicking in, I've got to raise these kids In my community, they all look just like me Dan's little kids look just like Ass Dan My little kids look just like Ass Dan?
12.
Don't forget to look both ways right before you cross the street Don't forget to brush your teeth after every meal you eat Make sure you take your vitamin pills An apple a day keeps the doctor away Don't drink like a fish unless you got gills And stay away from Chik-fil-A Living clean Eat mostly leaves No caffeine Steam press your jeans Eating meats no treat It rots in your guts and kills the sperm in your nuts File your taxes You little bastards Stash cash away in your 401k And Roth IRA Get good interest rates And retirement plans LETS START TODAY

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released November 12, 2013

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